With Apologies to Lewis Caroll
T’was chaos in the Office Ove;
It smelled of Musk and Micky Dees.
His edict/orders print in bold;
And Sharpie-signed for all to see.
Beware the MAGA hats my son,
Their jaws that snipe and liberals bash;
Beware the Orange-haired one; and shun
His constant lies and talking trash.
He took his Sharpie in his hand;
The Constitution there he sought.
His elbows on the Resolute Desk;
He pretended to be lost in thought.
Then Elon came with eyes aflame,
And chainsaw in his heartless hands.
He stormed into the Office Ove.
To wreak destruction with his man.
And so, they did. Sliced through and through,
With saw and Sharpie. Snicker, snack;
The Constitution shredded, there,
No guarantee was left intact.
“We’ve done the deed,” they sniggered proud;
“The Constitution, we have trashed,
A beautiful day; Callooh! Callay!”
With saw and Sharpie; slashed and slashed.
T’was chaos in the Office Ove;
It smelled of Musk and Micky Dees.
His edict/orders print in bold;
And Sharpie-signed for all to see.
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