We were in love and decided to marry
A wedding plan we had to pursue
Finally we found the official we wanted
And were married by Judge Mary Yu
She needed to discuss it with a psychologist
Ignoring her problem would no longer work
She searched for someone she felt comfortable with
And was counseled by Dr. Tom Quirk
Ben was incarcerated again for theft
He stole from the neighborhood bank
The officer assigned to his prison cell block
Was aptly named Sgt. Robin Banks
My friend was a devoted vegetarian
Her diet consisted largely of greens
The nutritionist she hired to guide her
Was named appropriately Anita Bean
He’d had a large enough family
He searched for the area’s best doc
A vasectomy seemed the right thing to do
So it was performed by Dr. Dick Chop
NOTE:
All these are the names of real people working in the occupations mentioned.
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