Appropriate or Ironic by Nancy Bushore

We were in love and decided to marry

A wedding plan we had to pursue

Finally we found the official we wanted

And were married by Judge Mary Yu

She needed to discuss it with a psychologist

Ignoring her problem would no longer work

She searched for someone she felt comfortable with

And was counseled by Dr. Tom Quirk

Ben was incarcerated again for theft

He stole from the neighborhood bank

The officer assigned to his prison cell block

Was aptly named Sgt. Robin Banks

My friend was a devoted vegetarian

Her diet consisted largely of greens

The nutritionist she hired to guide her

Was named appropriately Anita Bean

He’d had a large enough family

He searched for the area’s best doc

A vasectomy seemed the right thing to do

So it was performed by Dr. Dick Chop

NOTE:

All these are the names of real people working in the occupations mentioned.

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